You know, this insurance I’ve got is truly top notch. Notably, section 12, which covers me for up to $8000, at $1000 per day, for time spent “forcibly detained on a means of public transport which has been hijacked”. ’cause you know, when I’m sitting in a plane that’s been taken over by terrorists, the first thing that’s really going to stress me is worrying whether my insurance will cover me. Really crucial.
I don’t doubt that somewhere in the deep dark bowels of a bland beige office building, there’s a hallway… and in that hallway is a classic windowed door, upon which a little sign reads “Policy Writer”.. right above the comical silhouette of someone laughing hysterically.