Man, I really do live in a pigsty. I’m away for two nights, and the place goes even more to shit than usual. I mean, typically it’s absolutely disgusting, but today it’s – somehow, someway – even more so. Someone’s spilt something sticky all over the kitchen floor. As in, not a few drops – they’ve presumably dropped a bottle of something. Of course, even attempting to clean it up would just be silly. So, we’ve now got some disgusting sticky shit all over the kitchen floor. And they wonder why I put shoes on to leave my room. Jesus.

I can’t wait to get out of here.

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